35x Funny Dutch Sayings: I Challenge You Not To Laugh”

35x Funny Dutch Sayings: I Challenge You Not To Laugh”

The Dutch language is a hard one to learn and is a bit strange here and there. Especially when you translate Dutch sayings and expressions to English! Discover the 35X most funny Dutch sayings and expressions right now.

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35x funny dutch sayings &.expressions

Let them smell a poopie! (Funny Dutch sayings you hear a lot during sports)

Translation: Laat ze een poepie ruiken.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Show them how it is done.

An angel is peeing over my tongue

In Dutch: Er piest een engeltje over mijn tong.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: This tastes very good.

Unfortunately peanut butter!

In Dutch: Helaas pindakaas!

Definition of the Dutch saying: Too bad.

Chicken skin

In Dutch: Kippenvel

Meaning of the Dutch saying: The bumps on your skin when you’re cold.

A whistle of a cent

In Dutch: Een fluitje van een cent.

Definition of the Dutch saying: It’s very easy.

Walking on eggs

In Dutch: Op eieren lopen.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Handeling things carefully.

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Dutch Sayings: Walking on eggs (op eieren lopen)

Smelly rich: The Dutch Saying I Hope I Become 😂.

In Dutch: Stinkend rijk.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Being very rich.

Throwing money over the beam

In Dutch: Geld over de balk gooien.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Spending money without thinking or wasting money.

A bean comes for his salary

In Dutch: Boontje komt om zijn loontje.

Definition of the Dutch saying: It’s his own fault.

Adding butter to the fish

In Dutch: Boter bij de vis doen.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Paying cash on delivery.

Mopping with an open tab

In Dutch: Dweilen met de kraan open. 

Definition of the Dutch saying: Doing something without it having any effect.

It is written on his stomach

In Dutch: Dat is hem op zijn buik geschreven.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: He is perfect for that job.

Make your chest wet. (The Dutch Saying I do before exams 😂)

In Dutch: Maak je borsten maar nat.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Prepare yourself for a big task.

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Make your chest wet (maak je borst maar nat)

When there is a will there’s a road

In Dutch: Waar een wil is ben ik weg.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: If you really want something, there is always a way to achieve your goal.

Going with the chickens on a stick

In Dutch: Met de kippen op stok gaan.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Going to bed early.

You shouldn’t look a given horse into his mouth

In Dutch: Je moet een gegeven paard niet in de bek kijken.

Meaning of the Dutch saying:You cannot complain about something that has been given to you for free.

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Being sent from the closet to the wall

In Dutch: Je wordt van het kastje naar de muur gestuurd.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Being send from one place to the next, without actually helping.

A child can do the laundry

In Dutch: Een kind kan de was doen.

Meaning of the Dutch saying:Meaning: It is very easy to do.

Gluing someone behind the wallpaper

In Dutch: Iemand achter het behang plakken.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Finding someone very annoying.

Before the singing the church out

In Dutch: Voor het zingen de kerk uit gaan.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Coitus interruptus

My favorite of the funny Dutch sayings: Ant Fucker

In Dutch: Mierenneuker

Definition of the Dutch expression: Someone who is very precise.

Mierenneuker - Ant Fucker

Keeping someone under your thumb

In Dutch: Iemand onder de duim houden.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Controlling someone.

The love of a man goes through his stomach

In Dutch: De liefde van de man gaat door de maag.

Definition of the Dutch expression: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

He talks with a potato in his mouth

In Dutch: Hij praat met een aardappel in zijn mond.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: He talks in a very posh manner.

The stupidest farmers have the thickest potatoes (I hope this Dutch saying is about 🥔 and not 🍆.. 😂)

In Dutch: De domste boeren hebben de dikste aardappels.

Definition of the Dutch saying: Luck often happens to the people with the least knowledge.

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Your nose is growing

In Dutch: Je neus groet.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: You are lying.

It’s raining steal pipes

In Dutch: het regent pijpenstelen

Definition of the Dutch saying: It’s raining very hard.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

In Dutch: De appel valt niet ver van de boom.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: The children are like their parents.

Make that the cat wise

In Dutch: Maak dat de kat wijs.

Definition Of The Dutch expression: I don’t believe a thing of what you’re saying.

A funny Dutch saying I say each day: I’m diving into my nest

In Dutch: Ik duik mijn nest in

Meaning of the Dutch saying: I’m going to bed.

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Diving Into My Nest (Duik In mijn nest)

The monkey comes out of the sleeve.

In Dutch: De aap komt uit de mouw. 

Meaning of the Dutch saying: The situation becoming clear in an instant.

The mice are dancing on the table when the cat is not home

In Dutch: De muizen dansen op tafel als de kat van huis is.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: When there is no supervision, people do whatever they want.

Hands out of your sleeves

In Dutch: Handen uit de mouwen.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: Let’s start to work.

I’m monkey proud of you.

In Dutch: Ik ben ape trots op je. 

Meaning of the Dutch saying: I’m very proud of you.

East, West, Home Best

In Dutch: Oost, west, thuis best.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: There is no place like home.

It sits well Moustache

In Dutch: Het zit wel snor.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: I have faith things will be allright.

The bonus of the funny Dutch sayings: On that bike

In Dutch: Op die fiets.

Meaning of the Dutch saying: In that way.

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